*guts fall out onto the concrete floor*

(but it was only in my imagination)

Posts tagged asks

Jun 16

Anonymous asked: I ship you with your corn shorts.

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Ahaha, my [candy] corn shorts. I know how they are favorites. Inadvertently shown them to a few people, at this point, haha.


herearepicturesgivemeacareer asked: I ship you with the fact that I sent that last ship about sunbeams and stormclouds, because it was so romantic how it almost passed you by and then at the last moment a Deus ex Machina brought you together. (the deus is me bee tee dubs)

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The plot thickens.


…Wait, are you saying you therefore ship us? As you were the anon, then. Huh. Interesting.


Anonymous asked: I ship you with yourself because you're just too god damn adorable.

Hah. That sounds like a dangerous pairing right there. Two of me would just wreck all the havoc. 

…Could be pretty great though, I suppose.


crummingbird asked: Do you dislike being called adorable (for another reason besides that you find it inaccurate)?

I’m just finicky about the emphasis on being found adorable by so-and-so as opposed to just being adorable. Because if/ when people think such of me, I don’t mind and am often even amused by it. And everyone’s entitled to their opinions, of course.

Just not really a word I associate with myself, so the distinction of it being an opinion is always nice. Or at least not presented as a “fact” about me, haha. 


Anonymous asked: I ship you with Michael Weston because he's the sunbeam to your stormcloud, and you know what those do. Also because he's responsible for proving that you're objectively adorable, and because he did that thing to that guy that one time. You know, he played that trick on him.

Hmm. I would guess this is Michael, EXCEPT that he made a big deal of capitalizing that whole Sunbeam/ Stormcloud thing. So, I’m suspecting this is Matt again, on anon. As I think you’re the only other person that knew about those random nicknames…

But then again, it could be Michael because of that joke at the end of that line…

Hmm. 

And he DID NOT, I’m NOT objectively adorable. He tried to prove it, but the data he attempted to collect was skewed in his favor because of the phrasing of the question. He, and anyone else that find me so, can be of that opinion as much as they want. Still not going to acquiesce that it’s an objective quality I possess. The more I read this post the more I’m questioning how objective we can even be in terms of defining ourselves/ our experiences too many thoughts all the time ugh

Not sure about what “that thing” refers to though. Elusive reference is elusive.

Amused by this idea; prefer it as a brotp myself, haha. Feel free to ship it to your heart’s content though!


roninmbattousai asked: I ship you with Tetsuo, because well we all know about the sounds you make when Akira is playing. lol.



bUT REALLY, I DOOOON’T.

For srs though, if this didn’t crash an OTP I might have been able to get behind this, maybe. He’s just really cute and I can’t ok? 


Jun 7

mochte asked: Five pictures of butts.

This sounds like your attempt to summon yourself more than anything else, and that I was sent from management to explain why/ how that wouldn’t work with paradoxes and crossing time streams and all that wibbly-wobbly stuff.

Technically I guess it would work, then. And also that no one but you would try to summon me with those, haha. 


Anonymous asked: Akira's Motorcycle, Coffee, A Bowl of Melted Cheese, A Human Brain, and a drawing from your notebook.

Technically, it’s not Akira’s motorcycle because that character doesn’t have one but this is just me being picky because I KNEW you were going to put that third thing in there.might just be a spiteful enough creature to not show up because of that third thing/ just send a note instead. As I doubt you’d be using the butternut squash as the dish was in actuality, despite your teasing of it being otherwise.

…but I don’t know if I could spurn all of those things because I love the rest of them. Especially that bike and a brain and a coffee. Grr. I guess I’d show up but I’d be hissing and scowling at that bowl unless I could flip it over somehow before appearing. 


nocasdatsgay asked: an old book, flowers, a page from a manga, a quill, and a bottle of ocean water (idk why but)

I do like a good number of those! Would show up especially to find out what the old book was (and smell the pages of course, hehe), which manga the page was from (if I recognize it; haven’t read all that many), and throughly examine that quill. C:


May 29

Anonymous asked: 1. 14. 15.

1. Your romantic interests

Infrequent, at best. Haven’t acted on them in instances when romantic feelings have been present as I’m not particularly interested in exploring a romantic relationship. Think they’ve mostly been unrequited anyway, which makes it even easier.

…As I don’t think I could get away with not addressing it, I might have one right now, but I’m not sure. High probability of being unrequited, which is perfect because if I do even have one, I don’t think I want to do anything about it.

15. Your fears

Mediocrity/ not doing anything significant with my life.


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